In case you were wondering what other recommendations we might have in this economic climate, we've compiled a handy list of the Top Ten Things to do in a Recession on a Saturday Night. Here it is:
10. Get 9 embryos implanted into your uterus so you can one up the octuplet mom and steal her book deal and future Oprah appearances.
9. Make a list of everyone who has wronged you in the past 10 years and call them and let them know that you no longer seek to get "revenge".
8. Create a new drinking game involving "Antique Roadshow"
7. Give your pet an Extreme Makeover and/or start a Ponzi scheme involving your pets
6. Watch "House", "Desperate Housewives", "Coupling", and "Lost" simultaneously putting the DVR on random to create your own TV show
5. Eat leftover slices left on the tables at your favorite pizza eatery
4. Start a new hobby..preferably something you can learn on your own, like taxidermy or acupuncture
3. Give in to the voices
2. Start the new trend of naked sock bowling
1. Go and see Sweet Wednesday at the Real School of Music and hear guitar, mandolin, banjo, and harmonica, and forget your troubles for a while....
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